When I was half asleep this morning I woke up at roughly 530 am and had what I thought was a fantastic idea
"I need something that just has all my skills and strengths and history on it, like a Pokemon card for humans," i thought to myself
A résumé. My idea was a résumé.
Uh…… you mean like this?
one of my personal favourite moments
I didn’t eat a single thing yesterday until like 8pm and then when I got home at 9 I inhaled cheese, chips, cookies, pudding, and tater tots in the span of like half an hour ok
I still like these
HHahahahaahahahhhhhhhhhhjnnhgggggg I have a problem